Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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