Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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