i can't believe i had my finger in that
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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