Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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