She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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