Walk of Shame. In a state park.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
You are a genius and a whore.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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