Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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