Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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