i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
