I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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