Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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