she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
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