So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I still have a little drunk in my system
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
Randomize
