Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
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