I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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