Dual....:-)
I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Randomize
