he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Dignity is for republicans.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
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