Well apparently he's into motor boating.
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
how does that bad decision feel?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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