I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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