Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
Its about making memories worth repressing
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Randomize
