I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
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