you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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