her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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