The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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