I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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