Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
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