That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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