You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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