So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
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