My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
I party with great urgency now.
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