I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
