dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Randomize
