NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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