Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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