you win again, gameday.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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