why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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