her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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