It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I'm sobbing to NWA
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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