It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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