Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
If I die, sorry about rent.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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