Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
me + whiskey = a bad person
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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