What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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