How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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