Please, let me fuck your mom
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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