How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Randomize
