a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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