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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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