Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
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