just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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