I CAN MOONWALK!
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
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